Why I Love Google
Funny how it’s called Google bombing. The layers of meaning go so deep on this one.
I’m assuming this little trick’s been around for a while since I alway seem to be the last one to get forwarded emails, so if you’ve already done this, just bear with my slow ass. If you haven’t, check this out:
Go to Google.com and type in the following word - “failure.”
Now see what comes up as the top result.
Now that’s hot in a sad way. This is the point where you might want to laugh but then you realize you, along with the rest of the free-for-now world, should probably cry.
Google also takes the time to explain their results which shine light, and a glimmer of hope, on the beauty of democracy and free speech.
God bless America. God bless the Internet.
Thanks to mamacita Nina Ames for the email and makethemaccountable.com for the image.
August 28th, 2006 at 3:16 pm
Yes, I so love that results for failure. It goes well along with the latest hit song of the Pet Shop Boys “I am with stupid” and I did place a post at:
http://www.petshopboys.name/index.php/14/i-am-with-stupid-funny-fact/
August 29th, 2006 at 12:41 am
Oh…so google isn’t responsible for this? I guess google only changes results if China gets involved!
August 29th, 2006 at 4:01 pm
One of these days you people will learn. Never again will I use Google for a web search I’ll use yahoo and I’ll also tell everybody I come in contact with to do the same. God Bless America and God Bless George W. Bush.
August 29th, 2006 at 8:47 pm
Lol, George Birch. Hilarious… first result for George Birch on Yahoo claims he is a Cylon agent.
August 29th, 2006 at 10:39 pm
Nuke a gay baby whale for Jesus, eh George Birch?
The truly sad thing is that, one of these days, you people will not have learned a thing.
August 29th, 2006 at 10:48 pm
ha, ha. right wing nut jobs become so emotionally attached to their dictators.
August 29th, 2006 at 11:39 pm
It’s funny how it is politically correct to put down a white male. Do you think this would be allowed if the person invlolved was a minority or a mooslem.
August 30th, 2006 at 9:11 am
Sorry, can’t help but respond. “Mooslem?” Learn to spell first, then reply.
August 30th, 2006 at 9:30 am
George Bush a failure… I’d invite any of you who thinks you could do better to try.
God bless America, & God bless George Bush!
August 30th, 2006 at 1:08 pm
Gee, I wonder why Clinton doesn’t come up if I do a search of “impeachment” or “blowj**”, or how about “Monica”, “blue dress”, “cigar”, or “failure” (oh that’s right, failure is used already). This is just another example of how childish liberals are. Thank G-d they will never run this country.
August 30th, 2006 at 4:28 pm
Would rather see “blue dress” “cigar” “Monica” as opposed to thousands of Americans killed in a war for oil criminal gasoline prices ineffective border control DEFICIT DEFICIT selling out the American worker erosion of constitutional rights… there’s more… but I guess these things are nothing compared to the morality in your own mind. Perhaps the morality of a president who was arrested for cocaine possesion not once, not twice but THREE times is still favorable to failing of a man being a less than perfect man/husband.
August 30th, 2006 at 6:10 pm
I support George Bush. I do think Bill Clinton should be described as Failure.I use google. I was suprised to see this describe Goerge Bush and thought I should express that I do support George Bush.
August 30th, 2006 at 6:13 pm
No one, huh. Too afraid to put your own name? The reason Clinton doesn’t come up is because Clinton was a good President. Maybe not the best man, but doing his JOB he was good. It’s just in the character of conservatives to slander the personal lives of dedicated leaders. It’s also pretty ridiculous to categorize all liberals as childish because some bloggers exercised their rights to free speech. It makes me wonder who the childish one really is.
August 30th, 2006 at 6:17 pm
Also, you might want to check your results again, No One. Curiously, the second result is…U.S. President Jimmy Carter, a Democrat (also a good President). I guess the “childish” liberals are behind that one too, right?
August 30th, 2006 at 9:43 pm
Hey Laurel. Just FYI. Arabic does not translate directly into English. Because that we use what is called ‘transliterations’ when dealing with Arabic. This causes words to be spelled phonetically with really no right or wrong. This is why the CIA will spell ‘Osama’ this way and the military will spell it ‘Usama’. Or ‘Muhammed’ and ‘Mahammed’ Because of the way transiliteration goes. These are all acceptable(including mooslem). Just FYI
August 31st, 2006 at 12:45 pm
Go to yahoo.com and type failure too.
Guess what is the 3rd from the top???
August 31st, 2006 at 5:23 pm
Dear Mr. Birch,
You wrote,
“One of these days you people will learn. Never again will I use Google for a web search I’ll use yahoo and I’ll also tell everybody I come in contact with to do the same. God Bless America and God Bless George W. Bush.”
Might I suggest that you search for “failure” in Yahoo? It brings up very similar results. I don’t claim to understand the logic of it, nor am I implying that Bush is a failure (I’ll let his record as president do that); I’m merely pointing out that you don’t know your @$$ from a hole in the ground, that your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberry, and that once again you spoke without thinking. This act is somewhat similar to voting without thinking, which is one of the reasons we’re in the mess we’re in right now, and why Bush had a chance to fail for eight years instead of just four.
With sincerity and a pile of jackalope droppings,
Cyrus Q. Jackalope
September 1st, 2006 at 3:44 am
Haha. Go to Yahoo.com. Type in ‘miserable failure.’ Guess what the first result is. It is George Bush’s Bio. Birch, you are stupid. Check things out before you run your mouth off.
Yours truly,
Kurt
October 31st, 2006 at 11:43 pm
Liberals are a bunch of morons. I don’t believe Google for one minute, either. They are as bias as they come. For the idiot, Benedict, who posted that Clinton was a “good” president, but maybe not the “best” man: Your mentality is typical of an ignorant boob who has no capacity to follow logic. You are victim of TV and probably don’t get out or read much. A good president is also a man of character, you stupid ass. Of course everyone has failures in judgement and nobody is perfect. It’s how you REACT to those failures that shows your inner being. Clinton is a scum bag. Period. He showed the world that is own ass is more important than his own family or country. His reckless behavior put us all in danger because there’s an opportunity for him to be BLACK MAILED. This puts our security in jeopardy you stupid idiot. This is not a good president.