09.21
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Michael Jackson To Open Leprechaun Theme Park?

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Michael JacksonMichael Jackson is reportedly planning on making his home in an Irish castle and opening a leprechaun theme park.

According to the gossip column over at MSNBC, the beleaguered singer who’s spent the past year living in Bahrain, has become enamored with the notion of settling down in Ireland, and is preparing to purchase a castle.

He also, allegedly, wants to share leprechaun magic with the world.

“Michael is deadly serious about this idea,” a source told Ireland’s Daily Mirror. “He loves the whole idea of leprechauns and the magic and myths of Ireland. It would cost around 500 million Euros [about $635 million] to do. He’s always wanted to open his own theme park and he thinks Ireland is the perfect place and it will all be built around the leprechaun theme.”

Thanks to Jeannette Walls for this gem.

Quote: MSNBC

6 Responses to “Michael Jackson To Open Leprechaun Theme Park?”

  1. BWAHAHAHAHAA!!!! Says:

    There isn’t a venture capitalist in the entire world crazy enough to risk investing in this one.

    Michael Jackson is well known for not paying his bills until he’s dragged into court.

    Never happen.

  2. Andrew Says:

    Sounds good, I would go to it, it would be fun!!

  3. DingDong Says:

    WEE lads wee wees are shriveling as we speak.
    AHAHAHAHA UGH!

  4. Jaime Says:

    My boy just never learns does he? Now, I read that he doesn’t want to pay his defense attorney who got him off because he feels he is conspiring against him. Yep, my boy done lost his damn mind girl! He should be kissing Mesaroe’s (however you spell it)ass for keeping his skinny, dainty frame out of prison. He has no clue or any insight into reality at all. That’s clear, he still thinks “I’m Michael Jackson, I can do what I want.” He’s going to end up in major trouble that he can’t get out of I’m afraid. Such a shame, all that talent down the drain! Love ya – Jill

  5. Charles Thomson Says:

    Rumours that he is planning not to pay his defence attorney are false. And the slightest amount of research would tell you this. Don’t believe everything you read.

    The reality of the situation is that Mesereau is currently *assisting* Jackson in dealing with some documents that have been brought to his attention, which seem to prove he was correct all along about certain members of his team conspiring against him for one reason or another, and trying to bankrupt him.

    RE: Irish Neverland, these rumours are baseless and unfounded. It’s just another slow news day page-filler. They don’t quote a source. They don’t give any proof.
    Pure, unfiltered hearsay.

    God bless journalists of today, and their severe laziness. The World would be a genuinely less interesting place without them. But a more understanding one also.

  6. mrobvious Says:

    Charles Thomson says there’s no quote but there’s one right there. MSNBC. And that source quotes the Ireland Mirror. Don’t you read dummie?

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